As if anyone even needs a reason?! But for those mouth-breathing Who Geeks, here's a list of why Captain James T. Kirk is better than EACH AND EVERY SINGLE Dr. Who (Or as he should be called by all: Dr. Fruit.)
Dr Fruit #1: An old farty fruit.
Dr. Fruit #2: A homeless fruit.
Dr. Fruit #3: A frilly fruit. Fruits wear frills. FACT!
Dr. Fruit #4: A creepy fruit.
Dr. Fruit #5: A lame game playing fruit. (Cricket is a fruity lame sport.) FACT!
Dr. Fruit #6: A clowny fruit.
Dr. Fruit #7: A midget fruit.
Dr. Fruit #8: Another frilly fruit. Cravats? C'mon!
Dr. Fruit #9: A S&M fruit.
Dr. Fruit #10: An openly, well, gay fruit. FACT!
Dr. Fruit #11: A nerdy fruit.
Captain Kirk is a man's man. A god walking amongst mere mortals, getting all the space chicks, in total control of the coolest spacecraft in the universe, and willing to shoot first and ask questions later.
CASE CLOSED! Kirk wins! FACT!
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This is, of course, why Star Trek has a Christmas Special this year, and Doctor Who hasn't had any new episodes for years. Nice one. (Sarcasm, muchly?)
ReplyDeleteAGREED!
ReplyDeleteSure, the latest Star Trek has done well and everything, but Doctor Who consistently attracts 10 million plus viewers each week and is just generally epic.
And the 10th Doctor isn't gay... he's AMAZING. You're just jealous because he doesn't have stupid eyebrows or some weird ears.
The only good thing about Star Trek is Zachary Quinto.
Fool.