REASON #1 - Star Trek is Better Than Dr. Fruit

As if anyone even needs a reason?! But for those mouth-breathing Who Geeks, here's a list of why Captain James T. Kirk is better than EACH AND EVERY SINGLE Dr. Who (Or as he should be called by all: Dr. Fruit.)

Dr Fruit #1: An old farty fruit.
Dr. Fruit #2: A homeless fruit.
Dr. Fruit #3: A frilly fruit. Fruits wear frills. FACT!
Dr. Fruit #4: A creepy fruit.
Dr. Fruit #5: A lame game playing fruit. (Cricket is a fruity lame sport.) FACT!
Dr. Fruit #6: A clowny fruit.
Dr. Fruit #7: A midget fruit.
Dr. Fruit #8: Another frilly fruit. Cravats? C'mon!
Dr. Fruit #9: A S&M fruit.
Dr. Fruit #10: An openly, well, gay fruit. FACT!
Dr. Fruit #11: A nerdy fruit.

Captain Kirk is a man's man. A god walking amongst mere mortals, getting all the space chicks, in total control of the coolest spacecraft in the universe, and willing to shoot first and ask questions later.

CASE CLOSED! Kirk wins! FACT!