The sheer and utter fruity cowards over on that useless plaigarizing blog, Planet Gallifrey, have enabled comment moderation, rather than engage in true debate. Typical of Dr. Fruit fans.
They can't cope with the fact that Trek is CLEARLY superior to Dr. Fruit in every way.
Billions of dollars made worldwide and translated into Spock knows how many different languages. An incredibly successful and ongoing film franchise. And a number of highly successful spin-offs that are STILL in syndication worldwide.
Trek has bigger/better highly bankable stars and incredibly gifted actors. Trek has the pinnacle of monsters and baddies. All mostly ripped off by the entire Dr. Who team. FACT! Of course, they'll shriek and wail that the Borg ripped off their Cybusmen. Not true.
The difference between the two? The Borg are successful! FACT! Those Cybusmen couldn't take over the Universe. The Borg can. FACT!
Their Darleks? Please. The Klingons are better warriors than those things will ever be. FACT!
Case CUH-LOSED!
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
REASON #1 - Star Trek is Better Than Dr. Fruit
As if anyone even needs a reason?! But for those mouth-breathing Who Geeks, here's a list of why Captain James T. Kirk is better than EACH AND EVERY SINGLE Dr. Who (Or as he should be called by all: Dr. Fruit.)
Dr Fruit #1: An old farty fruit.
Dr. Fruit #2: A homeless fruit.
Dr. Fruit #3: A frilly fruit. Fruits wear frills. FACT!
Dr. Fruit #4: A creepy fruit.
Dr. Fruit #5: A lame game playing fruit. (Cricket is a fruity lame sport.) FACT!
Dr. Fruit #6: A clowny fruit.
Dr. Fruit #7: A midget fruit.
Dr. Fruit #8: Another frilly fruit. Cravats? C'mon!
Dr. Fruit #9: A S&M fruit.
Dr. Fruit #10: An openly, well, gay fruit. FACT!
Dr. Fruit #11: A nerdy fruit.
Captain Kirk is a man's man. A god walking amongst mere mortals, getting all the space chicks, in total control of the coolest spacecraft in the universe, and willing to shoot first and ask questions later.
CASE CLOSED! Kirk wins! FACT!
Dr Fruit #1: An old farty fruit.
Dr. Fruit #2: A homeless fruit.
Dr. Fruit #3: A frilly fruit. Fruits wear frills. FACT!
Dr. Fruit #4: A creepy fruit.
Dr. Fruit #5: A lame game playing fruit. (Cricket is a fruity lame sport.) FACT!
Dr. Fruit #6: A clowny fruit.
Dr. Fruit #7: A midget fruit.
Dr. Fruit #8: Another frilly fruit. Cravats? C'mon!
Dr. Fruit #9: A S&M fruit.
Dr. Fruit #10: An openly, well, gay fruit. FACT!
Dr. Fruit #11: A nerdy fruit.
Captain Kirk is a man's man. A god walking amongst mere mortals, getting all the space chicks, in total control of the coolest spacecraft in the universe, and willing to shoot first and ask questions later.
CASE CLOSED! Kirk wins! FACT!
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